MRC’s Manhood Threatened By Men Getting Vasectomies

The Media Research Center has shown a propensity for having its collective manhood triggered by various things, whether it’s Harry Styles in a dress, Kid Cudi in a dress or the idea that pollution may be shrinking men’s penises. Now there’s a new threat: the idea of men getting vasectomies in response to the Supreme Court decision overturning Roe v. Wade and extreme anti-abortion laws.

When an Oklahoma lawmaker introduced a bill requiring teenage boys to get a vasectomy in response to a bill that effectively outlawed nearly all abortions in the state, John Simmons had a meltdown in a May 24 post:

Abortions in Oklahoma were almost completely wiped out thanks to House Bill 4327, a bill that will only allow abortions if the child is a product of rape or incest (and confirmed by law enforcement) and if the pregnancy threatens the life of the mother

However, before the bill was signed on Thursday, State Rep. Mickey Dollens (D, Oklahoma City) took the house floor to say that he was touting a bill that he thought would be a better solution than banning abortions.

Sorry fellas, but it involves you and your ability to produce a baby.

Dollens thought it would be better to pass a bill that would require all Oklahoman males to get a vasectomy once they reach puberty.

Simmons complained that Dollens is “just showboating for the base” by expressing “an emotional outburst a man who may or may not really believe abortion is healthcare and not murder.”

Alex Christy started a July 12 post by complaining that  “The Tuesday tragicomic edition of CBS Mornings profiled a couple of men who had a suggestion on how men can do their part in the after of the Supreme Court’s ruling to strike down Roe v. Wade: get a vasectomy,” further grousing that the reporter “played up ill-founded fears that birth control is next.” Actually, if a Supreme Court justice advocated that the overturning of laws that legalized birth control should follow the overturning of Roe, it seems such fears are quite founded. Christy ultimately decided it was a good thing these two guys got vasectomies: “It is sad that it took the Supreme Court to instill some sense of responsibility for these two, but at least they will not pass their wisdom on to the next generation.”

Wallace White, meanwhile, spent an Aug. 2 post have a major freakout, wildly accusing a hot dog stand of a “degenerate, antinatalist scheme” by giving free milkshakes to men who can show proof of having a vasectomy in response to another extreme anti-abortion law: 

If abortion enthusiasts can’t kill babies in the womb, they’ll encourage people to stop them from being made in the first place. In Nashville, Daddy’s Dogs restaurant is giving out free milkshakes to customers that show proof of a vasectomy, as according to The Tennessean, and made the rounds on Twitter just recently.

Daddy’s Dogs (yes, that’s the real name), a hot dog restaurant in Nashville, wanted to voice its support for abortion, as owner Sean Porter made this Instagram post June 29 urging people to come claim their free sugery drink for the low price of sterlizing yourself, calling it his “snip for shake” deal. Clever and creepy. If anything symbolizes American consumerism, it’s this degenerate, antinatalist scheme.

Recently the post made its way to Twitter, sparking conversations and condemnation alike. The owner said to The Tennessean, “The world’s a pretty crazy place right now, but I have a way to make it just a little bit better.”

And please tell me how sterilizing yourself makes the world a better place? What kind of perversion of morals is this?

White then huffed that those getting vasectomies were “half-men” who are serving “the Moloch cause,” whatever that is:

One commenter on the Instagram post said that Porter was, “out here doing the Lord’s work.” That is quite literally the opposite of the Lord’s work, but people who sterilize themselves in the name of abortion probably don’t care for the Lord.

Tennessee will end abortion after 6 weeks and protect the unborn. But that won’t stop deranged leftist half-men from getting vasectomies, and Daddy’s Dogs from rewarding their service to the Moloch cause with a milkshake. 

What a time to be alive.

What a time indeed, when a summer intern gets paid to hurl such hate and abuse over a vasectomy.