WND’s Root Just Can’t Stop Slobbering Over Trump

Wayne Allyn Root continued his slobbering over Donald Trump in his Dec. 1 WorldNetDaily column:

You’ve heard the song “Turning Japanese” by the Vapors: “I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so.” Well, the new hit single is “The whole world is turning Trump, I really think so.” Everywhere in America and all over the world, Trump is spreading.

Did you see President Trump entering the arena for UFC two weeks ago? It was one of the most amazing, exhilarating sports entrances ever. Twenty thousand fans went insane screaming for Trump. It was like the Beatles arriving in America in 1964.

Did you see President Trump entering the football stadium last Saturday for the South Carolina-Clemson college football game? When Trump walked into the stadium the crowd was even more hysterical than the UFC crowd. It was like they were witnessing Elvis return from the dead. Eighty thousand fans went wild for Trump, screaming his name and chanting “USA, USA, USA.” It was literally one of the most exciting scenes in sports history.

Keep in mind this wasn’t a political convention. These weren’t Republicans. This was a mainstream football game. And the audience was mostly college students. No politician in U.S. history has ever elicited a reaction like this.

Trump is no longer a man. He is a superhero to a vast swath of America.

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How did Trump go from supposedly “unpopular,” “washed-up” and “the GOP’s past” to superhero, Superman, Batman, Elvis and the Beatles rolled into one, while under nonstop criminal indictment? The answers are simple …

First, Biden and “Bidenomics” have wrecked the country. Whether it’s the economy, inflation, interest rates, open borders, or wars around the world, it’s clear things were remarkably better under Trump. Anyone with a brain, anyone who isn’t blind, can see how America has declined since Biden took over, and wants Trump back.

Secondly, the American people have woken up because of the the weaponization of government … the indictments against Trump … the persecution of Trump … the FBI raids against peaceful Trump protesters while no one prosecutes violent BLM or pro-Hamas thugs … the Nazi/Soviet-like government conspiracy to censor and ban any dissent.

The majority of the American people now understand Trump is our last stand. The evil cabal in power wants Trump dead, disqualified, or in prison for life. They are clearly scared to death that Trump stands in the way of their evil plans. If the communists, globalists, D.C. swamp creatures and deep state traitors succeed in taking Trump down, we’re all next. More and more Americans are waking up.

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That’s why Trump is Superman, Batman, Elvis and the Beatles rolled into one. Democrats have only themselves to blame. They made Trump into a superhero. They made him a martyr. They made him a legend. Now Trump clones are sprouting all over the world.

The slobbering continued in his Dec. 15 column:

Former President Donald J. Trump is the still the heavyweight champion of the world. He is the greatest brander, promoter, salesman, pitch man and politician in history.

Name the most popular presidential brand names ever in our history: George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, FDR, John F. Kennedy, Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama.

Not one of them could be leading a presidential race (let alone pulling away) after being impeached twice, indicted four times and facing 700-plus years in prison!

Trump is one of a kind.

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Everything is coming up roses for Trump. It’s all Trump, all the time. If this were poker, Trump would be holding a royal flush. Trump’s on a roll.

Again, let me stress that this is after two impeachments, four indictments and facing 700-plus years in prison – and with the media calling him a dictator who will never leave office if he’s elected again, along with Democrats accusing him of wanting to execute his opponents. The debate is over …

You’re looking at the greatest brander, promoter, salesman, pitch man and politician of all time.

Root then invoked the unsupported idea that Michelle Obama will replace Biden on the ballot at some unspecified date:

The Biden replacement sure isn’t going to be Vice President Kamala Harris. She’s the only politician in America more unpopular than Biden. Biden has been exposed as old, over the hill, confused and corrupt. Harris is simply the dumbest human being to ever serve in high office. Harris couldn’t spell C-A-T if I spotted her the C and A. She is as dumb as a doorknob. Everyone sees it – even Democrats.

That leaves one choice: former first lady Michelle Obama.

Michelle Obama is the only Democrat in America with the name recognition, brand and popularity to have at least a chance to beat Trump. I’ve warned for a year now that she would be the Democratic nominee in 2024.

First, because of her famous brand name. Name recognition is 90% of the battle in politics.

Second, because her husband, former President Barack Obama, is the real president of the United States. He calls all the shots in this White House. He has all the power in the Democratic Party. Michelle’s election would give him five terms as president to finish the job of destroying America, American exceptionalism, capitalism, freedom and Israel too.

Third, Democrats picked Chicago as the site of their convention for a reason. It’s “the land of Obama.” Chicago is Michelle’s launching pad. This convention is her “coming out party.”

Democrats no longer have a choice. And so, we are about to get the greatest battle of all time between the two biggest brands in modern political history …

TRUMP vs. OBAMA.

Get out your popcorn. This will be the battle of the century, to determine the future of America.

Never mind, of course, that Michelle Obama has expressed zero interest in running for president or even being involved in politics again — something even Karl Rove has pointed out.