Mychal Massie served up a provocative beginning for his Jan. 22 WorldNetDaily column:
I’m an uncompromising, unwavering born-again Christian American and ordained minister who refuses to subjugated and/or forced into pretending abject insanity is enlightenment. According to the variola usurping authority, that makes me a domestic terrorist.
Well, I’m not just a domestic terrorist; I’m a proud domestic terrorist – I don’t give a rat’s tail who doesn’t like it, and that specifically includes the political combine insultingly referenced as government. It also includes the diseased amalgamation of entities that at one time actually did serve and protect, but today serve as corrupt weaponized suppression forces tasked with ensuring the weak remain afraid to speak out. Said disposition isn’t in my DNA. I say what I mean and mean what I say. I don’t apologize for calling wickedness by its rightful name, i.e., demonic.
A lot of his self-proclaimed evidence for this is his usual right-wing narratives and conspiracy theories. After invoking his usual homophobia, Massie added his love for traitors and insurrectionists:
I’m a nationalist. I believe: America and her people first. That makes me a domestic terrorist. I support statues of Confederate war heroes. I’m not offended by the Confederate Flag. Neither a Confederate statue nor a Confederate Flag has ever called me name.
That’s because all the Confederate people are dead. — meanwhile, the rest of us no longer feel that people who fought against the United States must be honored within the country they fought to overthrow. He then turned to election conspiracies and rumors he won’t substantiate:
I’ll never be convinced President Trump’s election wasn’t stolen. I believe the only things President Trump is guilty of are having the audacity to win an election without the approval of elites, and having We the People support him.
Biden is a phony, a liar and slobbering drunk, well-remembered in the Scranton, Pennsylvania area for being face-down drunk in bars.
I believe any supposed leader, who we’re told actively trolled Chicago homosexual bathhouses and maintains a network to arrange limousine meetings to sodomize other men, is a piece of detestable filth, a contagion.
Then came the COVID conspiracy theories, with an odd shot at Elon Musk’s website that presumably stems from his Twitter account getting suspended because he stated that “Fauci needs to get the electric chair”:
I believe COVID-19 was a lie and I refuse to legitimize its illegitimacy. There’s no scenario on earth that can force me to feel otherwise. I refuse to change my position.
Twitter, now branded “X,” has an overinflated opinion of itself and my feelings about the website as a whole, if they think I give a rat’s hair about their not liking the truth. Fauci is singularly responsible for the deaths and crippling side-effects of the toxins he was pushing and promoting. He should go to trial, be found guilty, and sentenced. At the very least he should have a permanent Gitmo address. I don’t care if the “X” website is offended. If my God wanted me on that website, I’d be back on it regardless of what the obamanoids who complained about my Fauci comments had to say.
The millions of people who died of COVID might beg to differ with Massie’s claim that the virus “was a lie” — or they would if they hadn’t, you know, died of COVID. He concluded by huffing:
My purpose on earth isn’t to please the evildoers. Before I became a Christian nearly 40-years ago, I viewed my purpose on earth as self-indulgence. But since becoming a born-again Christian, my purpose on earth is Jesus Christ and His Great Commission. That most definitely makes me a domestic terrorist according the element claiming control.
And I’m proud to be viewed as such.
Actually, no — it just makes him the right-wing, thesaurus-loving blowhard he has always been, one who doesn’t believe he should ever face consequences for his actions. Of course, if Massie really was the “domestic terrorist” he claims to be, he would have been locked up by now. In real life, the best he can do is get suspended by Twitter — hardly terrorist-level consequences.