Wayne Allyn Root spent his Feb. 14 WorldNetDaily column applying his election-fraud conspiracy theories to the Super Bowl:
KC only won at the end of the game. They had the 3-point lead 25-22. But what made you think that was final?
In the NFL, they’re allowed to keep counting for days past the final whistle. Didn’t you know that? No score is final in the NFL until all the scores have been counted in the locker room.
You don’t just play the game on the field. There’s also “mail-in scores.” And you have days after the final whistle to count them.
And today, on the third day after the Super Bowl ended, San Francisco got three mail-in touchdowns and a mail-in field goal.
It all happened in the middle of the night – with no witnesses.
The refs counting the scores suddenly found a water pipe explosion in the showers adjacent to the locker room and ordered everyone to go home for the night. They promised to not count scores until everyone came back in the morning.
Then they pasted pizza boxes on the windows of the locker room, so no one could see in, while they counted late scores.
When officials of the Kansas City Chiefs returned in the morning, they were shocked to find out they had lost. It turns out the refs kept counting after all – with no witnesses.
And what they found was shocking.
In the middle of the night, they suddenly found a mail-in touchdown from an illegal alien wide receiver (they called him “an undocumented player”).
The refs also “football harvested” another mail-in touchdown by a dead running back.
Then at 3 a.m. a van pulled up that said “NFL” on the side and delivered another mail-in touchdown from a trans tight end who had moved to another team.
Finally, they checked the “football drop boxes” outside the stadium and found a mail-in field goal.
That’s three extra mail-in touchdowns and a mail-in field goal – all of them remarkably for San Francisco. WOW, San Francisco scored a lot of points after the game, when no one was watching. That’s really convenient. What a comeback!
That turned a 25-22 KC Chiefs victory into a 46-25 landslide for San Francisco.
[…]NFL Commissioner Roger “Rigged” Goodell reported that NFL owners voted to disqualify the Chiefs from any future Super Bowls because “that mean-spirited orange man,” Coach Andy Reid, gave a speech inspiring KC fans to riot.
The commissioner called Kansas City’s actions an “NFL insurrection.”
Does any of this sound absurd to you? Are you laughing out loud at this farce? This could never happen, right?
Except for elections.
This is EXACTLY how Democrats won the 2020 election. And many other elections since then.
The question remains, what are we going to do about it? Has anything changed since 2020? And how will we secure the 2024 election so this never happens again?
Root is lying, of course — and he almost certainly knows it. He continues in his refusal to accept that Donald Trump lost the election, choosing to cling to discredited conspiracy theories for clickbait purposes. And elections are secure, whether or not Root’s blind, unquestioning ideology allows him to accept it.
But Root has a narrative to push, and that is clearly more important to him than the truth.